So I'm Not From The South!

I made Kylie grits for breakfast.  Or I guess I should say I tried to make her grits.  I even added butter and pepper and cheese like Rod does when he makes them.  Well, I gave them to her and she was so excited that I made her grits!  Then she tasted them and said, "Oh Mom!  These are not good!"  I said, "What do you mean they aren't good?  I made them just like Daddy does."  She said, "NO, you really didn't!  Did you put in butter?"  I said yes.  "Did you put in pepper?"  I said yes.  "Did you put in a little bit of cheese?"  I said yes.  "Well, sorry, but they are gross!"  I told her I was sorry she didn't like them, but that grits are gross anyway, so she should really just eat cereal.